What if, during a peace accord, Condi Rice was shredded by Brutalis' flak cannon?
What if, during a press conference, Tony Snow was fatally enlightened by Azure's shock beam?
What if, during public fellatio, Kim Jon-il was carved up by Othello's green shaft?
What if, while stealing signals under his natty sweatshirt, Bill Belichick was made extra-crispy by Mr. Crow's lightning gun?
What if, while playing fetch with Barney, George W. Bush tripped on his own grenade?
What if, during a public service announcement, French Stewart was mowed down by Gkublok's mini gun?
What if, while polishing his teeth, Mitt Romney was obliterated by Goth Girl's rocket?
What if, while selling African children, Dick Cheney was mauled by Riker's shield gun?
What if Michael Richards made a crater?
What if Howie Mandel was slimed by Axon's goop?
What if, while filming his next masterpiece of retardation, Uwe Boll was pummeled by Drekorig's redeemer missle?
What if, while playing a kazoo, Fran Drescher had a hole put in her by Scarab's sniper rifle?
What if Vince Vaughn could not avoid my shock combo?
What then?
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I don't know, but I definitely want to get fatally enlightened...
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