Creative (and Mostly Problematic) Uses for Yippy Dogs

Bicycle horn
Football
Alarm Clock
Brooch
Earrings
Snarling change for those problem customers
Hood ornament
Midget dog-sled team
Burrito that bites back
Tribble understudy
Christmas ornament
Ammo
Fake boobs
Mentally challenged child's hamster
Poop factory
Mine detector
Poison tester
Animatronic slippers
Trusty steed (for a Smurf)
Sanity thief
Paper shredder
Ping-Pong ball storage device
Velcro transportation apparatus
Flea catcher
Accoutrement