Non Sequitur Lyrics to X-mas Carols (part 1)

Elegant Balls

Deck my balls with fuzz from Swiffers
Fa-la-la-la-lah La-la-la-lah
Drunken cop wears naught but slippers
Fa-la-la-la-lah La-la-la-lah
Please take off that gay-ass sweater
Fa-la-la=LA-LA-LAH LAH-la-la
Homeless guy makes me feel better
FAH-LA-LA=LA-LAH LAH-LA-la-la

Broken kneecap from praying hard
Fa-la-la-la-lah La-la-la-lah
Orphan snoring in the backyard
Fa-la-la-la-lah La-la-la-lah
Your decorations make me ill, bro
Fa-la-la=LA-LA-LAH LAH-la-la
That menorah's not a dildo!
FAH-LA-LA=LA-LAH LAH-LA-la-la