War Dinos vs. Death Robots

Our fearless leader, George W. Bush, has announced that he fully supports the delivery of 80 tons of highly enriched uranium from Russia to Iran. The reason? Because, "now the [eye]ranians don't have to learn how to enrich uranium themselves."

No shit!

I was wondering who was going to teach them how to manufacture weapons of mass destruction out of poor-grade uranium. Now we don't even have to worry about that.

Of course, George Bush trusts that Iran will (team player that they are) use the weapons-grade uranium solely for civilian reactors.

Right.

Nothing like upping the ante from providing guns to sanctioning the delivery of a radioactive death-rock.

Isn't it obvious that the Bush administration is attempting to make the enemy stronger so that our eventual victory will be all the more glorious? You may have guessed it already, but I'm going to share a national secret with you.

Voltron is real.

And it's piloted by the Wu-Tang Clan.